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YO-O-O, JOE!

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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE

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[ WHEEZES ]

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ONCE AGAIN, COBRA COMMANDER'S
PLANS HAVE GONE AWRY.

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DESTRO, DARLING, WHERE ARE YOU?

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[ GIGGLES ]
THANK YOU, DESTRO.

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I'D BE FINISHED WITHOUT YOU.

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HOW CAN I EVER REPAY --

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

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RETURN TO HEADQUARTERS.

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BUT HEADQUARTERS IS DESTROYED.

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ALL THE BETTER.
NOW VANISH!

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YES, MA'AM.

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[ SMOOCHES ]

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I HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN,
MY HERO.

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DESTRO, HOW MUCH LONGER

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ARE WE GOING TO BE
COBRA COMMANDER'S DUPES?

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WELL, UH, ONE MORE ARMS DEAL,

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AND I WILL HAVE EVERYTHING
I WILL EVER NEED.

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AND?

40
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AND THEN I -- WE --
SHALL RETIRE TO A REMOTE ISLAND,

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LEAVING THE COMMANDER
AND HIS INSANITY BEHIND.

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YES. THEN ALL OF OUR TROUBLES
WILL VANISH.

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WE MUST FORCE THE WORLD LEADERS
TO LAY DOWN THEIR WEAPONS!

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TAKE HOPE, COMRADES --
UH, FRIENDS!

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WORLD PEACE IS AT HAND!

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AND WHAT DO I HEAR FOR THIS
STATE-OF-THE-ART FIGHTER BOMBER?

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$1 MILLION.

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$1 MILLION?!

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WHY, THAT WOULD BARELY
PAY FOR THE COCKPIT,

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LET ALONE THE PRECIOUS METALS

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THAT HAVE GONE INTO
THIS FINE --

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LET US TURN OUR ATTENTION
TO THIS EXCELLENT TANK,

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A MASTERPIECE.

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DON'T MAKE A MOVE.

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OR WE'LL TECHNOLOGICAL YOU
RIGHT INTO THE NEXT CENTURY.

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NOT LIKELY, G.I. JOE!

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AFTER HIM!
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THESE GUYS.

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YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST
FOR ILLEGAL ARMS PROCUREMENT.

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[ LAUGHS ]
YOU CANNOT ARREST US.

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WE HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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OF ALL THE --

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THEY'RE RIGHT.
WE CAN'T ARREST THEM.

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BUT WE
CAN
GET DESTRO.
COME ON.

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DUCK! UGH!

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UGH!
THIS IS DISGUSTING!

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YEAH, IT REMINDS ME
OF YOUR APARTMENT.

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NO,
THERE'S NO TV IN HERE.

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GIVE IT UP, DESTRO.
YOU'RE SURROUNDED!

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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

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DESTRO, UP HERE.

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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THANK YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE.

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CULVERTA FATALE.

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE BUT A LEGEND.

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I AM, BUT I'M ALSO
FLESH AND BLOOD.

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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WHY DID YOU SAVE ME?

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I LONGED TO MEET
THE FAMOUS DESTRO.

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WELL, PERHAPS WE COULD
GO SOMEWHERE MORE INTIMATE.

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WHAT OF THE BARONESS?

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BAH. SHE IS BUT
A CONFUSED CREATURE

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WITH WHOM I HAVE BEEN
ERRONEOUSLY LINKED.

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I MUST WARN YOU, DESTRO,

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THAT I AM KNOWN
TO BRING BAD LUCK TO MEN.

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I DO NOT BELIEVE IN LUCK --
ONLY DESTINY.

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THEN PERHAPS IT IS DESTINY THAT
HAS BROUGHT US TOGETHER --

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DESTINY THAT I SEE YOUR FACE.

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THAT I CANNOT SHOW YOU.

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I SAVED YOUR LIFE,
AND YOU CAN'T SHOW ME YOUR FACE?

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IT HAS TO DO WITH
AN ANCIENT FAMILY CURSE.

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MANY YEARS AGO,

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ONE OF MY ANCESTORS WAS
CONVICTED OF WITCHCRAFT.

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STOP HIM!

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LET ME GO!

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HE WAS FORCED TO WEAR A MASK
OVER HIS FACE

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FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

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HIS DESCENDANTS
WERE SO ANGERED

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THAT THEY VOWED TO FIGHT THE
FORCES OF LAW AND ORDER FOREVER.

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WE SHALL ALL WEAR MASKS

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UNTIL LAW IS SACRIFICED
UPON THE ALTAR OF HISTORY.

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I UNDERSTAND.

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BUT WHAT OF
YOUR OTHER RELATIVES?

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WE MEET ON THE WINTER SOLSTICE
TO HONOR OUR VOWS.

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THE LONGEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR.

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I LOVE LONG NIGHTS.

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Flint: AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
IT WAS A WASH.

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DESTRO GOT AWAY, AND THE
ARMS BUYERS GOT OFF SCOT-FREE.

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LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, FLINT --
WE GOT THEIR WEAPONS.

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I WOULDN'T WISH
THAT DEFECTIVE JUNK ON COBRA.

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-WELL, MAYBE.
-[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]

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Alpine: MAIL CALL.

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WELL, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?

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LOOKS LIKE A PAST-DUE
CAR PAYMENT --

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WAY PAST DUE.

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HA!
MUST HAVE SLIPPED MY MIND.

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HMM. CHANEL No5.

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LOOKS LIKE ROADBLOCK
HAS AN ADMIRER.

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WHO'S ALISON HART-BURNETT?

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THAT'S MINE.
THAT'S MY REAL NAME.

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HERE YOU GO.

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"AFTER CONSIDERABLE EFFORT,
WE HAVE IDENTIFIED YOU

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"AS THE LAST LIVING HEIR
OF DAME AGATHA DOYLE.

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"PLEASE COME AT ONCE TO
LOCH LOMOND IN NORTHERN SCOTLAND

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TO LAY CLAIM TO DOYLE MANOR."

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SINCERELY,
CLAYTON OLIVER NICHOLS,

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SOLICITOR AT LAW."

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HEY, TIMING IS PERFECT.
I'M ON VACATION NEXT WEEK.

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CARE TO JOIN ME, FLINT?

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CAN'T.
MAYBE THE WEEK AFTER.

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YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE DEAL
SMELLS FISHY TO ME.

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WELL, COME WHEN YOU CAN.

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I'LL BE OKAY.

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THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING,
SOLICITOR NICHOLS.

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IT'S MY JOB, MADAM.

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[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]

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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

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[ BIRD CAWING IN DISTANCE ]

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WHERE HAVE I
SEEN
THAT
FACE BEFORE?

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HEY! [ LAUGHS ]

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THE OTHER ONE LOOKS LIKE ME.

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[ GASPS ]

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WHA-- WHO ARE YOU?

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I AM THE HOUSEKEEPER, MADAM.

145
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YOU STARTLED ME.

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THIS IS NOT A HOUSE
FOR THE TIMID, MADAM.

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DON'T TELL ME --
IT'S HAUNTED.

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SOME SAY.
SO BEWARE.

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NEVER
ENTER THE NORTH CHAMBER.

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IT BE CURSED.

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NOW, WHO MIGHT THAT BE?

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NEVER SEEN HIM
IN THESE PARTS.

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

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[ CONVERSATIONS STOP ]

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WHAT'LL YOU TAKE, MILORD?

156
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I HAVE COME
TO FIND THE SOLICITOR.

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THERE BE NAY SOLICITOR
IN THIS TOWN.

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WE HAVE NO NEED OF ONE.

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WE HANDLE OUR PROBLEMS
OURSELVES.

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WELL, THEN,
WHERE'S THE MANOR HOUSE?

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YOU CAN SEE IT OVER THERE.

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IF THE MIST OFF THE MOORS
BE NAY COVERING IT,

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THERE IT STANDS,

164
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BUT STAY AWAY
IF YOU BE VALUING YOUR LIFE.

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'TIS A PLACE OF EVIL.

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[ DOOR CREAKS ]

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WHO'S IN HERE?

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[ GASPS ]

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[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

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[ GASPS ]

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[ LAUGHING ]

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AAAAH!

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[ GASPS ]

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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I WARNED YOU
ABOUT THE NORTH CHAMBER.

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I, UH --

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ESPECIALLY AT MIDNIGHT.

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DECEMBER 21st, THE DAY
OF THE WINTER SOLSTICE.

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FOUR DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
AND I FEEL ANYTHING BUT MERRY.

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THE FACT IS, I'M SPOOKED.

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[ SHUDDERS ]

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THIS IS
RIDICULOUS.

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[ GASPS ]

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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IT'S ONLY MY IMAGINATION.

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IT IS ONLY MY IMAGINATION.

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UGH!

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NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.

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AAAH!

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AAAH!

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-LET ME -- LET ME GO!
-[ RATTLING ]

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HUH?

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[ LIQUID BUBBLING ]

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WE SHALL AVENGE THE INDIGNITY
PERPETRATED ON OUR ANCESTORS.

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All:
WE SHALL AVENGE THE INDIGNITY
PERPETRATED ON OUR ANCESTORS.

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OH, CREATURE OF THE DEEP,

197
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WE CALL UPON YOU TO RENEW OUR
PACT WITH THE CAULDRON OF CHAOS.

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All: COME FORTH FROM THE PIT,
SOURCE OF OUR POWER.

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OHH! UGH! UGH!

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DELIVER HER UNTO THE PIT.

201
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SHOW YOURSELF.

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UGH!

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[ GRUNTING ]

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UGH!

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All: SACRIFICE, DESCEND!

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DARK POWER, ARISE!

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OKAY, OKAY!

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CUT ME LOOSE,
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A DONATION.

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SHE WILL MAKE GOOD FOOD
FOR THE BEAST.

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SACRIFICE, DESCEND!

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DARK POWER, ARISE!

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STOP!

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OHHH!

214
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HOW DID YOU LEARN
OF OUR SECRET CHAMBER?

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I HEARD RATS IN MY BASEMENT

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AND CAME DOWN
TO PUT OUT A FEW TRAPS.

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YOUR ATTEMPTS AT HUMOR
DO NOT AMUSE ME.

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LET'S JUST SAY I STUMBLED
ON YOUR PRAYER MEETING.

219
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JOE AGENTS DO NOT
JUST STUMBLE UPON THINGS.

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JOE AGENTS?

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DESTRO!

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TELL THE TRUTH OR DIE!

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AAAH!

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I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH!

225
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I INHERITED THE MANOR HOUSE!

226
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BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
A JACUZZI CAME WITH IT.

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I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE

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GIVEN THAT THIS
IS MY ANCESTRAL HOME!

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MAYBE WE HAVE AN ANCESTOR
IN COMMON.

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HA! I FIND THAT THOUGHT
MOST DISTASTEFUL.

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LOWER HER INTO THE PIT!

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YOU HAVE A VERY SHORT TIME
TO TELL ME THE TRUTH!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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00:14:10,608 --> 00:14:12,695
[ GRUNTS ]

235
00:14:12,782 --> 00:14:16,565
WAY TO GO, WHOEVER YOU ARE.

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UNCHAIN ME SO I CAN HELP YOU.

237
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NICE SHOT.

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THANKS FOR THE RESCUE.

239
00:15:03,565 --> 00:15:05,739
RAISE YOUR HANDS.

240
00:15:05,826 --> 00:15:08,826
I TOLD YOU THERE WAS SOMETHING
FISHY ABOUT THIS PLACE.

241
00:15:08,913 --> 00:15:10,391
YOU DID?

242
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:12,913
FLINT!

243
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,869
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

244
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,913
JOE TEAM, THIS IS FLINT.

245
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,565
Breaker:
FLINT, THIS IS BREAKER.

246
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:19,565
WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?

247
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:20,782
Home in on my signal.

248
00:15:20,869 --> 00:15:22,826
Lady Jaye and I
are in deep trouble.

249
00:15:22,913 --> 00:15:24,695
DEPLOY STRIKE TEAM
IMMEDIATELY.

250
00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:27,695
GET THEM!

251
00:15:28,913 --> 00:15:31,869
IF THESE HEAT-SEEKING ROCKETS
DON'T GET THEM FIRST.

252
00:15:41,956 --> 00:15:43,652
FLINT, LOOK!

253
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:46,608
JUMP!

254
00:15:53,347 --> 00:15:55,000
GET THEM!

255
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,695
[ LASER FIRE ]

256
00:16:10,434 --> 00:16:11,391
AAH!

257
00:16:11,478 --> 00:16:14,000
LET'S MOVE IT!

258
00:16:25,478 --> 00:16:28,347
I SENSE GREAT EVIL HERE.

259
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,695
DESTROY THEM!

260
00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:41,956
I THINK WE LOST THEM.

261
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,130
DON'T BET ON IT.

262
00:16:44,217 --> 00:16:46,043
DARK POWER...

263
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,652
IN THERE.

264
00:16:47,739 --> 00:16:49,173
...RISE!

265
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:53,347
THE DARK POWER
MUST CLAIM ITS VICTIM!

266
00:16:53,434 --> 00:16:54,391
FLINT!

267
00:16:54,478 --> 00:16:57,695
[ GROWLING ]

268
00:16:57,782 --> 00:16:59,000
[ KNOCKING ]

269
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:04,826
I THINK WE'RE BETWEEN
A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE.

270
00:17:08,391 --> 00:17:09,826
TRUBBLE BUBBLES.

271
00:17:12,521 --> 00:17:14,826
COBRA, ATTACK!

272
00:17:26,347 --> 00:17:28,000
AAAH!

273
00:17:47,869 --> 00:17:49,565
[ SHRIEKS ]

274
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:52,304
LET US ENTER THIS EVIL HOUSE.

275
00:17:52,391 --> 00:17:55,260
WHICH DO YOU WANT --
THE SPIDER OR THE DOOR?

276
00:17:55,347 --> 00:17:56,478
I
HATE
SPIDERS.

277
00:17:56,565 --> 00:18:01,173
I
THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA
SAY THAT.

278
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:12,173
SOMETIMES IT'S BEST
TO KNOW WHEN TO RETREAT.

279
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:15,695
All: CAPTURE THE SACRIFICE!
CAPTURE THE SACRIFICE!

280
00:18:15,782 --> 00:18:16,869
[ ALL GASP ]

281
00:18:16,956 --> 00:18:18,217
[ GROWLING ]

282
00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:20,869
AAAAH!

283
00:18:20,956 --> 00:18:23,217
COWARDS!

284
00:18:23,304 --> 00:18:24,521
I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE.

285
00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:26,652
GRAB MY HAND! AAH!

286
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,521
I CAN'T MOVE.
WHAT'S HE DOING?

287
00:18:31,608 --> 00:18:33,652
-YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
-[ GROWLS ]

288
00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:39,173
DIE, FIREMAN!

289
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:41,130
UH-OH.

290
00:18:50,173 --> 00:18:51,608
SHALL WE GO?

291
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,652
RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

292
00:18:56,434 --> 00:18:58,652
STORM THE MANOR HOUSE!

293
00:19:09,391 --> 00:19:12,260
THIS HOUSE IS FILLED
WITH A DEEP EVIL.

294
00:19:14,391 --> 00:19:16,260
IT JUST GOT DEEPER.

295
00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:24,086
WE'VE GOT TO TELL OUR GUYS
THAT WE'RE SAFE.

296
00:19:34,739 --> 00:19:36,521
WELL, WELL, WELL.

297
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,565
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

298
00:19:38,652 --> 00:19:43,173
A LITTLE OLD
HOLOGRAPHIC-GHOST MAKER.

299
00:19:43,956 --> 00:19:47,173
COBRA,
CLOSE IN FOR THE KILL!

300
00:19:48,913 --> 00:19:51,565
WHAT'S THAT?

301
00:19:54,521 --> 00:19:56,434
[ MOANING ]

302
00:20:05,217 --> 00:20:08,956
JOES,
RETREAT TO THE VILLAGE!

303
00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:18,739
FOR NEARLY 1,000 YEARS,

304
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:23,913
MY FAMILY HOME HAS STOOD
AND NOW IS NO MORE.

305
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,608
YOU TRULY DO
BRING ILL FORTUNE TO MEN.

306
00:20:27,695 --> 00:20:29,130
ILL FORTUNE?

307
00:20:29,217 --> 00:20:30,608
[ CHUCKLES ]

308
00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:34,304
IT'S REVENGE,
YOU FACELESS BEAST.

309
00:20:34,391 --> 00:20:37,521
-WHAT?!
-I ARRANGED IT ALL.

310
00:20:37,608 --> 00:20:42,391
I LED THE JOE AGENT HERE KNOWING
THIS WOULD BE THE RESULT.

311
00:20:42,478 --> 00:20:43,478
BARONESS!

312
00:20:43,565 --> 00:20:45,000
BUT -- BUT WHY?

313
00:20:45,086 --> 00:20:48,739
WHY? TO MAKE YOU PAY
FOR YOUR UNFAITHFULNESS

314
00:20:48,826 --> 00:20:51,608
WITH THAT
WHICH YOU VALUE MOST --

315
00:20:51,695 --> 00:20:54,478
YOUR ANCESTRAL HOME.

316
00:20:54,565 --> 00:20:55,913
YOUR BRILLIANCE

317
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:00,217
IS MATCHED ONLY BY YOUR TASTE
FOR VENGEANCE, BARONESS.

318
00:21:00,304 --> 00:21:01,826
[ CHUCKLES ]

319
00:21:01,913 --> 00:21:07,304
AND TO THINK I ACTUALLY BELIEVED
I WAS RELATED TO A G.I. JOE.

320
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,739
I CHECKED THE RECORDS,
DESTRO, DARLING.

321
00:21:09,826 --> 00:21:11,086
YOU
ARE!

322
00:21:11,173 --> 00:21:14,869
AND THIS IS BUT A TASTE
OF WHAT YOU SHALL SUFFER

323
00:21:14,956 --> 00:21:16,869
IF YOU DESCRIBE ME AGAIN

324
00:21:16,956 --> 00:21:21,130
AS "A CONFUSED WOMAN

325
00:21:21,217 --> 00:21:24,217
WITH WHOM
I HAVE BEEN ERRONEOUSLY LINKED."

326
00:21:24,304 --> 00:21:27,304
AH! I HOPE YOU NEVER LEARN

327
00:21:27,391 --> 00:21:31,782
WHAT HORROR YOUR ACTIONS
MAY HAVE CAUSED.

328
00:21:31,869 --> 00:21:33,739
[ LIQUID BUBBLING ]